- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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