A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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civil rights

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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