- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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