- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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