- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Your mums a potato

Jebron Lames.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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