Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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What's just not right? Left

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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