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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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