Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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