- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

k

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??