- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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