Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

A hill billy went fishing

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Black people having a Job.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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