- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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