- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

XD Jackass.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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