- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

well use a tissue!

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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