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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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