never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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A man did not like this site

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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