What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

You're welcome. On to the next house.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

What's just not right? Left

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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