What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

womens rights

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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