A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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