- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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