Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

your face

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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