A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Wait! hundred billions!

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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