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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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