What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

I'm rick james bitch

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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