- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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