I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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