- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

The american education system.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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