You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Cripples are lame.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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