- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

How would you rule?

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

knock knock? come in

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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