What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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