How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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