sky silverstein

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Error 37.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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