I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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knock knock? come in

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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