What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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This isn't funny.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Obama

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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karn chevalier

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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