A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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