Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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