Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Denard Robinson

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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