- Anti Joke

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.