- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??