- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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