A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

My jeans

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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