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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

A dancer walks into a barre

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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