Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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