- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

i am a dino. RAWR.

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

You know whats annoying? Steve

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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