what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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