quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Jesus Christ

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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