- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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