A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Haha, I get it..

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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