- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

i'm hard

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Jesus Christ

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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