Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Ily bae

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Wait! hundred billions!

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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