A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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hola said the chinese man

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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