- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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