Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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