What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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hola said the chinese man

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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