- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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