Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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You are joking right?

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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