Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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