- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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