- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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