What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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