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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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