- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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