whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Justin Bieber

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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