- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Suck pussy

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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