Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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