- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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