A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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