- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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