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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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