- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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