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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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