How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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Gustavo Andrade

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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