- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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